BITE THE BULLET - LYRICS

VERSE 1

JIM, THE NAME ON EVERYBODY’S LIPS
GETTING ON EVERYBODY’S TITS
WITH MY VENOMOUS WIT
AND VIEWS THAT CONFLICT
HITTING MORE THAN THEY MISS
BUT THEY NEVER ADMIT
BUT I DON’T GIVE A SHIT
I’M NOT HERE TO ENTERTAIN
I’M HERE TO BRING PAIN
TO THOSE WHO ARE LAME
BRINGING SHAME ON THE GAME
YOU THINK YOU’VE FOUND
THE BEST TRIP
SINCE SEX IN ARMPITS
YA BETTER CHECK THIS SHIT
I SAW THE GENRE MIX
BACK IN ’86
WHEN YOU WERE IN YOUR TREEHOUSE
SHOWING YA DICK
FOR A CHEWING GUM STICK
AND A TEN PENCE MIX
I’M KNEE DEEP IN THIS
YA KINDA MAKE ME SICK
YA GRAB A MIC AND AN AXE
AND COMBINE THE TWO
LIKE FALLING OFF A LOG
I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU
THERE’S MORE TO THIS GAME
THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE
THE ’CRYSTAL LAKE’
IS GONNA LEAVE YA STANDING

VERSE 2

I SAW YA ON YA KNEES
BEGGING FOR MORE PLEASE
STRAIGHT FROM THE LAKE
FOR THE SAKE OF ’VOORHEES’
‘BUDGE’, ’CLIFF’, ME YOU’LL SEE
ALL THE BEST THINGS
COME IN THREES
YA CAN’T TELL ME SHIT
YA WANNA KNOW WHY
‘CAUSE I TOLD THE SEVENTH SON
HOW HE WAS GONNA DIE
YA THINK YA CAN TRY
YA THINK YA GOT WHAT IT TAKES
WITH RHYMES OUTTA DATE
YA WEAK AND SECOND RATE
YA WON’T CAUSE A SINGLE RIPPLE
ON THE ‘CRYSTAL LAKE’
IN FACT MY BLADE AND YOUR FACE
ARE OVERDUE FOR A DATE
YA EVEN HAVE TIME
TO GET OUTTA YA SEAT
‘CAUSE I’LL LEAVE YA
LIKE A FIGHTING COCK IN DEFEAT
WITH YA LEFT EYEBALL
HANGING OUT ON YA CHEEK
OH! HOW SWEET
HE’S SUCH A CHARMER
DIDN’T ‘CLIFF’ SAY
WE WERE LIKE ‘JEFFREY DAHMER’